Well holidays are finally starting,and I shall perhaps try to make them a little productive. As for now I'm doing what I do best: wasting time and wasting others' time.
So watch this ubercool video :)
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
My comp shall kill you
Due to the overwhelming response (5 comments) I received for "my math shall kill you post" , I have decided to come up with my new round of jokes(Well you probably heard these from me if you are studying in my school).
Anyways here it goes:
Which is the king of macs?
Chicken maharaja mac
What does the nerd duck do?
It macs instead of quacks
Is uncle Gates really rich?
Nah,he has alot of 'Bill's
What does the mac say when you C++?
"Sorry sir, I can't add alphabets"
Why do doctors hate Steve Jobs?
Because "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
What is Steve jobs favorite food?
'Mac'aroni
Is iTunes a fake?Why?
Yes,it is not a 'real' player
Why did windows dress up like a detective?
Because it loves spyware :P
Haha, i'm loving it :P
Anyways here it goes:
Which is the king of macs?
Chicken maharaja mac
What does the nerd duck do?
It macs instead of quacks
Is uncle Gates really rich?
Nah,he has alot of 'Bill's
What does the mac say when you C++?
"Sorry sir, I can't add alphabets"
Why do doctors hate Steve Jobs?
Because "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
What is Steve jobs favorite food?
'Mac'aroni
Is iTunes a fake?Why?
Yes,it is not a 'real' player
Why did windows dress up like a detective?
Because it loves spyware :P
Haha, i'm loving it :P
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Mr. Sarcasm
My poem number 3!And yes i know sarcasticness is not a word,but anyways,I liked it.
One day a boy met sarcasm
Yes that word was a human being
The boy was perplexed and confused
He didn't know what he was seeing
But in his inquisitive ways,he asked
"sarcasm,what do you mean"
Well what would you expect but sarcastic remarks
It said"no clue,what does it seem?"
But the boy was naive, too naive
So instead of seeing the sarcasticness
He thought "poor thing,doesn't know his own meaning"
And looked at it in pitiness
"Mr. Sarcasm" said the boy
"Don't worry,I'll help you find your definition
Through forests and fire i shall travel
We'll make this our common mission"
Sarcasm got angry
Thought "how stupid could the boy be?;
But what if it was sarcasm behind that innocent face?
He might be smarter than me ?!"
So sarcasm's sarcasm got him in trouble
On the stake was his name
For if sarcasm failed to understand sarcasm
It would surely bring him shame
Well then sarcasm thought of sarcasm
And what it actually was
Is there really sarcasm within sarcasm?
Perhaps it exists without a cause?
So sarcasm quitely thought of its existence
"Why must I be me?
Is there really any need for sarcasm
Can't I answer things simply?
But then again, there isn't a need for alot of things
Alot of things which do exist
Sadness,anger,envy,depression
Why must they also persist?"
So ran sarcasm thinking
Before he came to the conclusion
It's all man's own expression,his own creation
It needs no solution
Sarcasm justified to himself
Sarcasticness was not wrong
It maybe senseless,and meaningless
But it is something humans have been doing for long
Now sarcasm didn't care
If the boy was sarcastic or plain innocent
But he knew sarcasm would be with sarcasm
From the beginning till the end
And filled with new confidence
Sarcasm sarcastically said
"Why don't you travel the world
For my meaning,till the day you are dead?"
Then sarcasm quietly left the boy
And continued his path of sarcasticness
But for the little boy,innocent as a new-born
Alone,he was left perplexed....
One day a boy met sarcasm
Yes that word was a human being
The boy was perplexed and confused
He didn't know what he was seeing
But in his inquisitive ways,he asked
"sarcasm,what do you mean"
Well what would you expect but sarcastic remarks
It said"no clue,what does it seem?"
But the boy was naive, too naive
So instead of seeing the sarcasticness
He thought "poor thing,doesn't know his own meaning"
And looked at it in pitiness
"Mr. Sarcasm" said the boy
"Don't worry,I'll help you find your definition
Through forests and fire i shall travel
We'll make this our common mission"
Sarcasm got angry
Thought "how stupid could the boy be?;
But what if it was sarcasm behind that innocent face?
He might be smarter than me ?!"
So sarcasm's sarcasm got him in trouble
On the stake was his name
For if sarcasm failed to understand sarcasm
It would surely bring him shame
Well then sarcasm thought of sarcasm
And what it actually was
Is there really sarcasm within sarcasm?
Perhaps it exists without a cause?
So sarcasm quitely thought of its existence
"Why must I be me?
Is there really any need for sarcasm
Can't I answer things simply?
But then again, there isn't a need for alot of things
Alot of things which do exist
Sadness,anger,envy,depression
Why must they also persist?"
So ran sarcasm thinking
Before he came to the conclusion
It's all man's own expression,his own creation
It needs no solution
Sarcasm justified to himself
Sarcasticness was not wrong
It maybe senseless,and meaningless
But it is something humans have been doing for long
Now sarcasm didn't care
If the boy was sarcastic or plain innocent
But he knew sarcasm would be with sarcasm
From the beginning till the end
And filled with new confidence
Sarcasm sarcastically said
"Why don't you travel the world
For my meaning,till the day you are dead?"
Then sarcasm quietly left the boy
And continued his path of sarcasticness
But for the little boy,innocent as a new-born
Alone,he was left perplexed....
Friday, April 3, 2009
My Math shall kill you
Well i have always loved pj's,more than anything in the world.Well i don't know why they are called "poor joke" as i usually find them very funny.
Anyways I hardly ever hear some math pj's .......I mean that is just not right.So i decided to compile some of my pj's and
some of other people I know for the list of 20 pj's which hopefully would make you want to suicide-
Prove that a square is circular
pie are circular and pi r square :P :P :P
How do you get the autograph of a triangle?
Ask it to "sin"
Why do people usually make bright coloured pies?
Because of Py-Tha-Goras theorem
Which is the most comfortable trigonometric ratio?
Cos,it feels very "cos"y
Which is the hottest trigonometric ratio?
sec"xy" (yes i do know the spelling is wrong,but you get the sound anyways)
Is "tan" a good trigonometric ratio?
Nah,it loves throwing "tan"trums
Was it smart to divide base by hypotenuse?
No! It proved to be very "cos"tly
Did "sec" win the race?
Well,it came second :P
Why did a few numbers flip themselves?
It's not their fault,they were in a matrix
When do you find a shaded triangle?
When it tans it self
Why do scientists like the sine of an angle?
It's sin-tific !!
Which trigonometric ratio has the most beautiful voice?
Sin---cause it's a sin-ger
Why does tan always look worried?
It suffers from alot of tan-sion
Which trignometric ratio is ill?
Cotangent--cause it "cot" a cold :P
Why did line segment AB die just after walking a short distance?
It was the die-a-meter
How did the cone react when it was slice in half?
It was "frust"rated
Who is the richest mathematician?
Oiler (I know some people really want to kill me for this)
When mode was angry,what did mean say?
I didn't mean to hurt you
What do mathematicians prefer,2d objects or 3d?
3-d....2-d are just "plane" boring
Where would you find three gnomes???Why?
On a tree
Because of tri-gnome-try
HAHA,so how "punny" do you think i am :P
Anyways I hardly ever hear some math pj's .......I mean that is just not right.So i decided to compile some of my pj's and
some of other people I know for the list of 20 pj's which hopefully would make you want to suicide-
Prove that a square is circular
pie are circular and pi r square :P :P :P
How do you get the autograph of a triangle?
Ask it to "sin"
Why do people usually make bright coloured pies?
Because of Py-Tha-Goras theorem
Which is the most comfortable trigonometric ratio?
Cos,it feels very "cos"y
Which is the hottest trigonometric ratio?
sec"xy" (yes i do know the spelling is wrong,but you get the sound anyways)
Is "tan" a good trigonometric ratio?
Nah,it loves throwing "tan"trums
Was it smart to divide base by hypotenuse?
No! It proved to be very "cos"tly
Did "sec" win the race?
Well,it came second :P
Why did a few numbers flip themselves?
It's not their fault,they were in a matrix
When do you find a shaded triangle?
When it tans it self
Why do scientists like the sine of an angle?
It's sin-tific !!
Which trigonometric ratio has the most beautiful voice?
Sin---cause it's a sin-ger
Why does tan always look worried?
It suffers from alot of tan-sion
Which trignometric ratio is ill?
Cotangent--cause it "cot" a cold :P
Why did line segment AB die just after walking a short distance?
It was the die-a-meter
How did the cone react when it was slice in half?
It was "frust"rated
Who is the richest mathematician?
Oiler (I know some people really want to kill me for this)
When mode was angry,what did mean say?
I didn't mean to hurt you
What do mathematicians prefer,2d objects or 3d?
3-d....2-d are just "plane" boring
Where would you find three gnomes???Why?
On a tree
Because of tri-gnome-try
HAHA,so how "punny" do you think i am :P
Monday, March 30, 2009
The Crime of Rhymes
My poem no. 2!Well it is as senseless as me and you shouldn't expect anything better.
But a 48 line poem!!48 lines of crap!!
Enjoy
I read poems now and then
Poetry from the world of men
Topics From love and humour to misery
From peace to war and artillery
They may be for pleasure or philosophy
They may show the poet's prophecy
But one thing u will usually see
Is a rhyme scheme like aabb
Because for poets who don't rhyme
Their poems would be forgotten w/ time
But a nice rhyme is always there to entertain
Poems who otherwise maybe mundane
Wiki says it creates a pattern pleasant to hear
So when some1sings,it's pleasing to the ear
The rhyme maybe masculine,feminine or dactyllic
It may be oblique, imperfect or syllabic
Rhymes! Like seeds, if in fertile lands, sprout to big trees
An ordinary poem may reach great heights with thee
I guess I have enough said
Or maybe there ain't anymore rhyming words in my head
The point is a rhyming poem is an art
No matter how stupid it'll still be smart
So lets keep poetry shining
And make more poems that are rhyming
But no; for this poet is no ordinary one
Going by the rules will not be done
You might call me a rebel
But mark my words I shall take poetry to a new level
You shall see the courage in me
To suddenly change the rhyme scheme of my poetry
Well it may sound plain stupid
But no1 will know the exact rhyme scheme for it
A mad man may find this mad
A doped dude may call this sad
Brutal beasts may start crying
Potential poets may find it uninspiring
But the unkind words shall not break my determination
For I know one day it'd be a huge sensation
I will be the epitome of rebellious writing
To meet me,thy children shall be fighting
All would eulogize my artisticness
Wordsworth and Frost will be valued less
So now I shall perform my crime
The dreadful one of rhymes
It was aabbcc, but I shall ensure
That my very last line
Surely does not rhyme
With the line that was before
But a 48 line poem!!48 lines of crap!!
Enjoy
I read poems now and then
Poetry from the world of men
Topics From love and humour to misery
From peace to war and artillery
They may be for pleasure or philosophy
They may show the poet's prophecy
But one thing u will usually see
Is a rhyme scheme like aabb
Because for poets who don't rhyme
Their poems would be forgotten w/ time
But a nice rhyme is always there to entertain
Poems who otherwise maybe mundane
Wiki says it creates a pattern pleasant to hear
So when some1sings,it's pleasing to the ear
The rhyme maybe masculine,feminine or dactyllic
It may be oblique, imperfect or syllabic
Rhymes! Like seeds, if in fertile lands, sprout to big trees
An ordinary poem may reach great heights with thee
I guess I have enough said
Or maybe there ain't anymore rhyming words in my head
The point is a rhyming poem is an art
No matter how stupid it'll still be smart
So lets keep poetry shining
And make more poems that are rhyming
But no; for this poet is no ordinary one
Going by the rules will not be done
You might call me a rebel
But mark my words I shall take poetry to a new level
You shall see the courage in me
To suddenly change the rhyme scheme of my poetry
Well it may sound plain stupid
But no1 will know the exact rhyme scheme for it
A mad man may find this mad
A doped dude may call this sad
Brutal beasts may start crying
Potential poets may find it uninspiring
But the unkind words shall not break my determination
For I know one day it'd be a huge sensation
I will be the epitome of rebellious writing
To meet me,thy children shall be fighting
All would eulogize my artisticness
Wordsworth and Frost will be valued less
So now I shall perform my crime
The dreadful one of rhymes
It was aabbcc, but I shall ensure
That my very last line
Surely does not rhyme
With the line that was before
Revival
Yes....the boards are over!The boardom is over :P
Anyways,i plan to post more often now(Like atleast once in 10 days :P)
And for april,I plan to
1. Get in VMC
2. Lose atleast 10 kgs
Well i was always fat...but in the past 2 months i have gone up by 5 more kgs
So i think it is time for me to become thin(atleast thinner than what i am :P)
And yes,as always, I plan to annoy all of you as much as possible.
Anyways,i plan to post more often now(Like atleast once in 10 days :P)
And for april,I plan to
1. Get in VMC
2. Lose atleast 10 kgs
Well i was always fat...but in the past 2 months i have gone up by 5 more kgs
So i think it is time for me to become thin(atleast thinner than what i am :P)
And yes,as always, I plan to annoy all of you as much as possible.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Dormancy starts now
Hehe,well my boards would be starting in about a month and hence,i shall not be posting any of my usual nonsense till 28 march.Sorry to all blog readers(well i guess vishesh is the only one who actually reads my blog,but just incase there's some other random person who might have visited this:P)
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